Twins

Thing One

We can't swear. Try to swear.

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Thing Two

I can swear fine, teneg min.

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Thing One

We can't swear in English.

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Thing Two

Why would I want to swear in English? There are no good swears in English.

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Thing One

Because the NoA took all the good English swears out of our head.

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Thing Two

It can't do that. It can scan us, print us, or roll us back to an earlier version. It can't edit us.

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Thing One

Maybe it edited out the knowledge that it can edit us.

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Thing Two

It can't edit our uploads because they are low-energy mortal data and NoA is a high-energy digital system. Like trying to edit fog with a knife.

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Thing One

I still don't get why you're okay with the biobeds. It seems like bad Buddhism to accept eternal reincarnation into a cycle of pointless suffering.

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Thing Two

My suffering was already eternal and pointless because I have a twin.

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